The universe is truly a beautiful place.
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on sansa stark
your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian vs James Franco & Seth Rogen
that dog deserves an Oscar.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
This will literally make your day
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
Oil paintings by Portland-based artist Meghan Howland